Funny Aviation Terms & Phrases Continued

Of course you can find a whole set of them here in this thread below.

http://www.jetforums.net/jet-links-lists/260-funny-aviation-phrases.html#post1169

I'll be adding a few more from time to time.

"Kick the tires and light the fires"...that's a popular one usual you might hear that in the military/navy. Basically means a very quick walkaround check that probably was not thoroughly carried out and then get in and start the engines to take off.

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"Flight attendants please disarm doors for arrival...ladies and gentlemen last person off the plane gets to clean it!" Good way to get everyone off faster!

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

LOLOL, I wonder where this occured?

This one from the 'cleared for takeoff' page on FB.

This one from 'Cirrus Aviation' on FB. I thought it was hilarious!

Saw this one...

Saw this one on the internet and thought it was funny...